Funny unicorn quotes make you laugh out loud (Part 1)

Posted by David Chu on

People know unicorns are bright, shiny and powerful, however, their sense of humor will amaze you. You will not believe unicorns can say such thing like that 🤣 Below is 5 funny unicorn quotes that will make your day!

Just a little warning: you need to be at least 16 years old because some words in my blog may not be suitable for children!

Unicorns are more real than your boobs

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Oh, sh*t! That’s so true for me (and my flat-chested fellows). Every time I touch my chest, I was thinking that if I’m living in a man’s body 😭 But unicorns, do you know big boobs don’t have great longevity but a wall can last forever :))

Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you

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Don’t need to care about those bitches that make you upset. They’re jealous because of how awesome you are. Just get down off your unicorn and give them a punch!

Lost Unicorn! If found, please stop doing drugs. 😌

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Damn! I was laughing so hard when reading this missing paper. Who created this must be the funniest person in the world.

Women don’t Fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like the rainbow. 

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Wait for a second =)) I need stop laughing now. Oh… I can’t.

This is the first time in my life I feel that the line between funny and disgusting is sooo fragile.

Whoever wrote this quote must have such a weird imagination.

Good men are like unicorns, everyone talks about them but nobody has actually seen one.

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Hell yeah… This unicorn quote sounds bitter but so damn true. Or maybe because I was searching for a man as Cecelia Ahern described: You deserve someone who loves you with every single beat of his heart, someone who thinks about you constantly, someone who spends every minute of every day just wondering what you’re doing, where you are, who you’re with, and if you’re ok. You need someone who can help you reach your dreams and protect you from your fears. You need someone who will treat you with respect, love every part of you, especially your flaws. You should be with someone who could make you happy, really happy, dancing on air happy.” Well... this man is definitely like a unicorn.


Awww… Want more unicorn quotes? Please wait for my second part. I’ll come back soon and next time, both you and your kids can discover and enjoy unicorns’ sense of humor. See ya at

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