Reasons to be a unicorn
- Live forever: Who wants to be immortal? Meeeeeeee
I bet all of you will say: “Having a great longevity is a curse as people you love the most will not be beside you anymore”. Yes, I agree with you.
However, let’s talk about those advantages! First of all, you are able to access the world of knowledge as every step you take will help you learn new things and gain experiences. Otherwise, you can travel all around the world, taste all delicious foods, play all interesting games or even be the most powerful person in the world. Thus, being immortal is a curse (as you say) but a gift from God either.
- Fart glitter: o...k…
- Sh*t rainbows: :))
- Awesome horn you can stab people with:
Because you’re just normal people, it’s unavoidable that some bitches make you crazy. However, all you can do is just ignore them and pretend that you don’t give a f*ck (while actually, you do care about that sh*t)
When you are a unicorn, you can shut them up easily by your awesome horn.
A unicorn doesn’t stand around and worry about what other unicorns think of it. It just sparkles
Thank unicorn for your advice! Why do you have to care about what other people think and talk about you? Just do what you want and be who you are. You can not satisfy all people in the world so instead of trying so hard to do such a nonsense thing, just be different, be yourself.
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Just a joke right, recruiters? You didn’t mean to recruit a unicorn, did you? Yea... Of course! But we will figure out what unicorn candidates look like.
- Appearance: Like normal people but more confident and bright.
- Characteristics: On the one hand, they are hard-working and eager to work under pressure because nothing can make them feel difficult. On the other hand, they are always happy so they can inspire other people.
Everyone loves a man in unicorn.
You’re alone. You don’t want to be like that forever or be in the friend zone but you’re failed in every date. Don’t worry because unicorns give you an advice: "Everyone loves a man in unicorn!" That’s mean if you don’t wanna have another sister/ brother, please be like a unicorn as much as you can. You don’t need to be beautiful but sparkle everywhere you go.
People love those who are optimistic about anything and self-confident. A person like a unicorn doesn’t hesitate to prove his abilities and show his sense of humor.
Hope you do well with my advice!
You weren’t born to be perfect, you were born to be a unicorn. But that’s pretty much the same thing!
Nobody is perfect in the beginning. You used to make a mistake (or many mistakes). It doesn’t matter. All you need to do is walk through it and fix it in the future. You used to be upset because of what people think about you. Please ignore them and be fabulous as you are.
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